WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS,MEN AREN'T FROM MARS

SIXTH HOLE= NOT THE BRONX

                          AT LEAST MY HUSBAND IS NOT FROM MARS.  HE'S FROM PLUTO OR PERHAPS URANUS.    I SPENT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS BUYING A CLASSY TOWNHOUSE ON THE SIXTH GREEN OF A COUNTRY CLUB WITH SPECTACULAR VIEWS FROM EVERY WINDOW.  HE HUNG YANKEE TEE SHIRTS FROM THE BALCONY FOR THE PLAYOFFS.  I SPENT MORE THAN $1000  ON NEW MAHOGANY FURNITURE.  HE HAS HIS GAME BOY,COMPUTER AND FIVE THOUSAND WIRES CONNECTED IN  THE LIVING ROOM.

YOU CAN TAKE A MAN OUT OF THE BRONX, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE BRONX OUT OF THE MAN.    THE UPSTAIRS BEDROOM SUITE HAS FRONT AND BACK GORGEOUS VIEWS OF THE 4TH,6TH AND SEVENTH HOLES WITH LAKES, PALM TREES, SUNRISES AND SUNSETS.  MY PLUTO ORIGINATED HUSBAND  HANGS A POSTER OF THE SUBWAYS PLATFORM AT SUNSET NEAR YANKEE STADIUM ON THE WALL.

MAN FROM PLUTO AND BEYOND

SO VENUS GODDESS OF LOVE THAT YOU ARE,TRANSFORM THIS FROG INTO A PRINCE BEFORE I THROW MY GLASS SLIPPER STRAIGHT AT THE NY YANKEE HAT ON TOP OF HIS HEAD.  IT WON'T BE A SLIDER OR CURVE BALL.  IT WILL BE A 98MPH SPLIT FINGERED FAST BALL RIGHT AT HIS SCHNOZZOLE.  BATTING PRACTICE ANYONE?