BROWN

                     I GREW UP IN A WITHERED BROWN SHINGLE HOUSE.  AS AN ADULT I BOUGHT IT AND PAINTED IT RICHMOND BISQUE.  I SOLD IT AND MOVED INTO ANOTHER BROWN SHINGLE HOUSE.  IT WAS QUITE WEATHERED TOO.  I SOLD IT AND EVENTUALLY BOUGHT A HOUSE IN CAPE COD WITH BROWN TRIM INSIDE AND OUT.  I PAINTED IT CAPE COD GRAY(WHICH IS RICHMOND BISQUE) AND KEPT THE BROWN TRIM INSIDE.  THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN HAD DARK TRIM INSIDE.  I BOUGHT A HOUSE IN FLORIDA WHICH HAS BROWN TILE AND FIREPLACE TILE.  I REPLACED THE DIRTY STAINED WHITE CARPET WITH BROWN.  IT HAS BEIGE WALLS WHICH I KEPT.
                      SO I'M BEING FOLLOWED BY BROWN MY WHOLE LIFE.  WHAT HAS BROWN DONE FOR YOU LATELY?  MY FLORIDA HOUSE HAS LOTS OF WHITE TOO IN THE TRIM AND LIVING ROOM TILE.  WE HAVE WHITE WICKER FURNITURE AND WHITE CORIAN COUNTER TOPS.  THE CABINETS ARE BROWN WOOD.  UPSTAIRS WE HAVE A BROWN TILED JACUZZI IN THE MASTER BATHROOM AND BROWN CARPET AND A BROWN LEOPARD BEDSPREAD IN THE MASTER BEDROOM.   OF COURSE EVERYONE WANTS HARDWOOD FLOORS.  THAT'S A CURRENT BROWN TREND.
                        I EVEN PUT A BROWN CARPET IN MY POOL HOME THAT I'M RENTING OUT.  IT WAS THAT OR HARDWOOD FLOORS.  THE WALLS ARE MOCHA CREAM AND HEALTHY GLOW WHICH IS LIKE A ROSY TAN.   THAT HOUSE USED TO BE PINK AND STILL PARTIALLY IS WITH SUN WASHED PINK WALLS IN THE LIVING ROOM.  I REPLACED THE STAINED PINK CARPET WITH BROWN OF COURSE. 
                            BROWN IS IT FOR NOW IN MY LIFE.   I CAN'T GET AWAY.  AT LEAST I DIDN'T MARRY MR. BROWN OR WORK FOR UPS.  BROWN SOUNDS BETTER IF YOU CALL IT CHOCOLATE AND TASTES BETTER TOO.  SO IF YOU HAVE A CHOICE OF CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA, CHOOSE BROWN.