DR. OZ FOR THE NOBEL PRIZE IN MEDICINE

                       FOR 25 YEARS, I'VE TOLD MY HUSBAND TO PUT DOWN THE TOILET SEAT.  HE NEVER DID.  OUR BATHROOM ISIN THE HALL.  WHEN YOU'D WALK BY THE BATHROOM,YOU'D SEE THE NAKED TOILET.  WE'D HAVE COMPANY STAYING OVER AND THEY'D SEE THE NAKED TOILET.  HUBBY WOULD NOT PUT HE SEAT DOWN EVEN WHEN I PUT MY FOOT DOWN.  ALL THE KING'S HORSES AND ALL THE KING'S MEN COULDN'T GET MY REPROBATE HUSBAND TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN.

EXCEPT DR. OZ ON ABC.  ONE DETAILED EXPLANATIKON FROM THE GOOD DOCTOR ABOUT HOW BACTERIA SPRAYS ALL OVER YOUR BATHROOM WHEN YOU FLUSH CONVINCED MY OBTUSE HUSBAND TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN AND THE LID TOO.   DR. OZ SAYS THE BACTERIA(ECOLI) GETS ON YOUR TOOTHBRUSH ETC..  HE DOES NOT TELL YOU THAT BLACK MOLD BUILDS UP IN YOUR TOILET FASTER WITH THE LID DOWN.  BUT AT LEAST WHEN I NOW WALK PAST MY BATHROOM, I DON'T SEE THE NAKED TOILET WITH ALL ITS YUCKINESS EXPOSED.  NEXT HOPEFULLY THE GOOD DOCTOR WILL WORK HIS OZ MAGIC AND MAKE HUBBY CLOSE THE BATHROOM DOOR AND PICK HIS SOILED ECOLI RIDDEN STAINED UNDER WEAR OFF THE FLOOR. 

SO IT'S THE OZ FOR THE NOBEL IN MEDICINE AND THE PEACE PRIZE TOO.  WE NO LONGER HAVE TO FIGHT OVER THE TOILET SEAT BEING UP OR DOWN.  THANK YOU DR. OZ