DON'T LOSE YOUR TEMPER

                               THE FULL MOON IS COMING.  THE MOON WAS SHINING ON VINEYARD SOUND LAST NIGHT.  THE COLLEGE LIGHT OPERA PRODUCTION OF ON THE TWENTIETH CENTURY Y COMDEN AND GREEN WAS BEYOND SUPERB.  EVERYONE WAS IN TUNE AND LOUD AND CLEAR.  THE PLOT AND DIALOGUE WEE DELICIOUS.  THE AMAZING ALMOST OPERA LIKE NUMBERS WERE EXCEPTIONAL IN WIT AND EXECUTION.  HE TAP DANCERS AS BELLHOPS TO THE BEAT OF THE TRAIN WERE INVENTIVE AND FUN.  IT REALLY SHOULD GO TO BROADWAY IMMEDIATELY. 
                                  SO WHY WOULD ANYONE LOSE THEIR TEMPER AFTER A NIGHT LIKE THAT?  THE FULL MOON IS COMING AND MY HOROSCOPE SAYS:  DON'T LOSE YOUR TEMPER.  THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO EAT ALOT  OF GARLIC AND KEEP THE EVIL SPIRITS AT BAY.  SO WWE ARE GOING ITALIAN.
               VOLARE AH AH OH.  CAMPARE AH UH OH.  NEL BLU DE PINTO DE BLU.  WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE AN OLD PIZZA PIE.  THAT'S AMORE!  OLEASE MR. COLUMBUS,TURNA THE SHIP AROUND. WHY YAH TELLA ISABELLA THAT THE WORLD WS ROUND.  CHIS GONNA DISCOVER RAY CHARLES!
                          CIAO BAMBINO
                              CIAO BELLA
                                        LUGOSI THAT IS
  IT'S THE FULL MOON
                  SO HOWL

FALMOUTH ROAD RACE ON FULL MOON

                       BUT DON'T LOSE YOUR TEMPER!