MITT VS THE MAFIA

                    I'm a Democrat but still I watched Ann Romney's  and Chris Christie's speeches on the first full day of the Republican Convention in Tampa,Florida as Hurricane Isaac slowly approached New Orleans.  Ann was beautiful,vibrant in red and,passionate about her husband and family as she expressed a theme of love.  Granted she ws straight out of Hollywood but very pleasing and noble as she subtly fought for her man to be President(or was it for her to be First Lady?).
                   Chris Christie was fat,brash and proud to carry on the "Enforcer" role of his Sicilian mother.  His mother ruled the family over his Irish American college educated father,  Christie indubitably a product of New Jersey Catholic Schools was proud that he had forced the Teachers Union to give some concessions on their pension instead of raising taxes.

CHRIS CHRISTIE BEFORE A SHAVE

                    Mitt and his wife sat in the audience looking like they were constipated.  There were no smiles  or hurrrahs as this gavone spoke in enforcer language.  Finally the gavonathon ended and Christie went back to New Jersey to wait the call for a Presidential nomination in 2016.  Then he'll proudly put an end to public education and save taxpayers billions of dollars.  At last a world of Snookys from Jersey Shore will rule the USA.