BE FLEXIBLE

BE FLEXIBLE

FALMOUTH-CAPE COD

SHRINE ON A CLIFF ROAD IN IRELAND

MY GUARDIAN ANGEL

EIRE

THE THREE SISTERS-IRELAND

                         My horoscope says I'll get my way if I bend.  Be flexible and you'll succeed.

LOVE IS PAIN

TITUSVILLE,FL

                                LOVE IS PAIN is written in large letters above the front windshield of a Blue Camaro parked in front of a house near the mall in Titusville.  What motivates someone to declare his love anguish to the world on the front windshield of his car?  Did he buy the car and put the inscription of disdain for love on the front windshield after a bad breakup?  Does he have a new girlfriend?  What hope does she have to change this negative vibe written boldly for all to see?   I bet he loves his car.
                                  CARS ARE A PAIN.  They break dpwn one mile from the airport just as you are about to ;pick up your Mother-in-law.  Car repair bills and rip offs by mechanics are very expensive and often upsetting. I spent $1000 because my check engine light was on.  After $1000 in car repairs, the yellow check engine light is still on.  I complained to the Consumers Affairs Division  and they sided with the mechanic. It needs more repairs, the repair shop said the labor would be free.  I just have to pay for a $500-$800 part.  I refused and said I want my money back.

                      So I will blazen VW SUCKS on  my front windshield.

THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING

                         It works if you work it


                             So work it


                                        You're worth it.







God helps those who help themselves.

              SO WHEN I WISH UPON A STAR
                      IT WILL COME TRUE
                           IF I PUT IN SOME ELBOW GREASE TOO.

THE WISH + WORK

                                                 HMMMMMM!

                                                         











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JUMPING JUPITER

                                       The Jupiter Inlet Condominium costs $125,000 with maintenance fees of $4,000 per year plus taxes.  It has a view of the pool and the inlet in the distance.  From the 10 acre property which is on the inlet you can see the Jupiter Lighthouse all red(maroon) and tall across the inlet.  Boats zoom by out to the ocean.  The adjoining Dubois Park has walkways along the inlet, docks,picnic tables and swimming areas.  On the other side the Jupiter Beach State Park has massive sand dunes and ocean beaches that stretch to Juno beach except for one massive gigantic condominium complex dividing the beach in half.  There's a Jupiter Dunes Par 3 Golf Course on that property. 
                                           The condo is basically a pied a terre with 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, an old fashioned kitchen from the 70's and a living room with a sliding door and patio facing the pool.  The preferable condos have a view of the lighthouse and are closer to the inlet.  Still if you wanted a place to live beachside in the winter #102 B would be perfect except for the maintenance fees and need for renovation.  Theaters,restaura nts, and supermarkets are a short drive away.  There's a massive unspoiled ocean beach with plenty of access and several more public parks nearby.  Palm beach and all its grandeur,shopping, beauty and culture is a couple of towns away.  Two parks are on the other side of Jupiter affording natural landscapes on the inlet.  Jupiter island has the famous Blowing Rocks Preserve where the ocean acts like a geyser through the shore rocks at high tide especially on stormy days.
                                                  The condo upstairs 202B is for sale too.  There has been more remodeling and you get an overview of the property and inlet.  It's $40,000 more.  The larger newer condos in a complex next door used to go for $800,000.  We heard about someone who stole it recently at a very low price-$400.000?.  They didn't say.  If  you're fond of sand dunes and salty air,rich people's houses here and there plus a lighthouse and blowing rock, you're sure to fall in love with Jupiter Inlet Condominiums in spite of the exorbinant maintenance fee to cover sea wall repair and hurricane insurance.
                                            The condo is in Jupiter on Saturn St..!!!!!!!!!

INFLAMMATION OR PAIN

                       

                         Not every Libran horoscope is cheerful..On Valentines Day my guru predicts inflammation or pain.  I just started my Plavix prescription for that very reason.  Each pill costs $1.00.  That's just the copay for a month.  Can you imagine how much the pills are if I didn't have health insurance. 

YOU CAN'T HOLD HANDS IF YOU HAVE NO ARMS

                          There's  no talk of romance or Venus, goddess of love on Valentines day.  Just pain AND THAT OTHER BLOATED WORD. 

MY INNATE DESIRE TO RE-ESTABLISH EQUILIBRIUM

                                    A LIBRAN IS A LIBRAN IS A LIBRAN.  All my friends used to be Librans.  We never argued or fought.  We did get exhausted in the Fall celebrating everyone's birthday.  The only boy friend I had who shared my liberal pollitical beliefs was a Libran.  The rest were all neo-Nazis.  Of course Hitler wasn't a Libran.  We have an innate desire to re-etablish equilibrium.  He liked to invade and torture others.  I guess Ivan the Terrible wasn't a Libran either.
                                                 So por us Librans life is a see-saw.  For the rest life is a merry go round, a swing or the slide.  We seek balance.  Once in a while someone jumps off the seesaw at the bottom and leaves us on the top crashing down with a thud.  That's the chance we Librans take.  The rest of the world is unbalanced.  We try to balance it but are not always successful.

The big news is that John Tesch said into my ear as I ate my lunch at the local Chinese Restaurant that Sitting is the new Smoking.  Pretty soon there will be a law that we can't sit down or at least not for long.

GOING WILD

                  My horoscope says:  Let it rip!   That's a good thing because I stayed up until 1 am last night watching Diane Lane and some obscure French man and slimey Richard Gear in "Unfaithful."  There should be Academy Awards for sexiness.  Where that French actor is I have no idea.  he makes Ryan What ever his name is look sexless.  I guess it's old. they were using pay phones and rarely cell phones.   It didn't start until 10:30 pm to protect the young.  Actually it was a study in sexuality and a lot better than CSIs violence. 
                 So make love not war.  Although the unfaithful are viciously punished just like the unforgiven.  Slimey Richard Gere has to be the perfect cuckold defending his marriage.  Their child looked like a mutant.  At least they didn't stone Diane Lane or make her wear a Scarlet Letter. 
                Going rogue is enough for me last night.  I could barely sleep at 1 am.  her husband offers to move to NYC again.  She didn't stray because of the suburbs but because of slimey Richard.

LADY LUCK IS ON MY SIDE

                          I should be careful what I wish for because I'm approaching Wild Uranus in my 7th House of Relationships.  Whatever I wish will come true.  so that's to short sell this domicile just when I have it looking good.  The Blue Madonna from the Sarasota Ringling Museum is above my antique cherry desk.  Eileen's blue basket painting with red biittersweet flowing out of it is above my new Mahogany desk/table.  It expands to seat 8 but I can't figure out how to put the leaves in.  Maybe someday I'll enter my 12th House of Mechanical Ability.  So far that hasn't happened.  We Librans are very romantic but not too technical.  Maybe I should move to Mars instead of lusty Venus.

So be careful what you wish for.  The moon was full last night but fortunately it was cloudy so I didn't go looney.  WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE 
THAT'S AMORE!

So none of that nonsense.  

WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO YOU ARE

FULL MOON ON FEBRUARY 7, 2012

YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE.