NY CHEESESTEAK (IF YOU GIVE US CLIFF LEE,WE'LL CALL IT PHILLY)

                           YOU CAN TAKE A MAN OUT OF NY.  YOU CAN PUT HIM IN A BUCKNELL SWEATSHIRT.  BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM ROOT FOR THE PHILLIES.  CHEF BOYLANO LOVES THEIR CHEESESTEAKS.  HE'S BEEN TO GENO'S AND PAT'S.  THE CHEF LOVES THOSE SALTED ICE CREAM CONES TOO.  RIGHT NOW HE'S HAVING A LITTLE PHILADELPHIA CREAM CHEESE ON HIS NY BAGEL.  AH PHILADELPHIA!  AS WC FIELDS PUT ON HIS TOMBSTONE:  AT LEAST I'M NOT IN PHILADELPHIA.

GIVE US CLIFF LEE AND WE'LL CALL IT A PHILLY CHEESESTEAK.  UNTIL THEN IT'S A NY YANKEE CHEESESTEAK.