FOR THE BLACK SQUIRREL IN MY YARD

MY BACKYARD

WHAT WILL YOU DO THIS WINTER?

HOW MANY NUTS HAVE YOU SAVED?

HAVE YOU BURROWED INTO ANYONE'S ATTIC?

MINE?
WHY ARE MOST SQUIRRELSS GRAY?

ARE YOU A RECESSIVE TRAIT THAT'S SLOWLY DYING OUT?

ARE YOU A CITY SQUIRREL USED TO ASPHALT THAT IS Marooned in the country?

ARE YOU NOCTURNAL?

WHATEVER! SEE YOU NEXT SPRING BOSTON BLACKIE!