Wednesday, December 8, 2010

SHOTWELL

FALCON ROCKET LAUNCH BY MARY BOYLAN
HEAVY DELTA ROCKET
ON WEDNESDAY,DECEMBER 8,2010 SPACE X'S FALCON ROCKET WITH THE 12 FT DIAMETER DRAGON SPACE CAPSULE ABOARD WAS CLEARLY VISIBLE FROM TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA AS IT BLASTED OFF ACROSS THE INDIAN RIVER AT THE CANAVERAL AIR STATION LAUNCH PAD.

IT WAS COLD AND CLEAR BUT THE ROCKET'S RUMBLE WAS BARELY AUDIBLE ABOVE THE TRAFFIC ON US 1 BEHIND ROTARY PARK IN TITUSVILLE.  THE FISHING PIER BROUGHT THE HANDFUL OF VIEWERS A LITTLE CLOSER.

PRIVATIZE THIS
THE LAUNCH OF THE SPACE TAXI OF THE FUTURE WAS A SUCCESS.  SHOTWELL SHOTWELL.

Monday, December 6, 2010

SHOTWELL OF SPACE X POSTPONED LAUNCH UNTIL THURSDAY

PRESIDENT SHOTWELL OF SPACE X SAYS;  WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

CANCEL THE LIFTOFF FOR TUESDAY.

NEXT CHANCE:  THURSDAY

Sunday, November 28, 2010

BLACK FRIDAY

WHAT HAPPENED TO ROLLING OUT OF BED ON THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING AND HAVING A LITTLE PUMPKIN PIE OR A TURKEY SANDWICH.   WHEN DID IT BECOME SHOP 'TIL YOU DROP DAY?  

WOMEN SHOP AS A SEARCH FOR LOVE.  MEN GAMBLE.

NOW IT BEGINS AT 2 AM.

ACTUALLY STORES WERE OPEN ON THANKSGIVING DAY.

Friday, November 26, 2010

FOR SALE

TWO THIRDS OF ALL HOME SALES IN FLORIDA ARE FORECLOSURES OR SHORT SALES.

HELP!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!SEND FEMA
FOR SALE
WE'RE UNDER WATER.  BAIL US OUT OR GET THOSE BANKS TO REDO OUR LOANS BASED ON CURRENT MARKET VALUES.  REDUCE OUR PRINCIPAL!!!!!!


HELP

Friday, November 19, 2010

FULL MOON

                      NOVEMBER 21ST IS FULL MOON NIGHT.  HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE CLEAR.  I LOVE TO SEE THE RISIN' OF THE MOON JUST AFTER SUNSET OVER THE INDIAN RIVER OR ATLANTIC OCEAN. 

SHINE ON,SHINE ON HARVEST MOON FOR ME AND MY GUY.

ROCKETS

THE SPACE SHUTTLE DISCOVERY'S LAST LAUNCH HAS BEEN POSTPONED TO DECEMBER 3RD.  THE DELTA ROCKET WAS SCRUBBED TODAY.  HOPEFULLY I'LL SEE IT TOMORROW.  SO THAT'S ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PRINT FROM TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA.
DECEMBER 8TH UPDATE:
NOW DISCOVERY WILL NOT BLAST OFF UNTIL FEBRUARY.    THE SPACE SHUTTLE HAS SOME LOOSE CHADS.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

SUNSET

SUNSET IS NOW AT 5:29.   It's a short day and a long dark night.  


Wednesday, November 3, 2010

SUNK

ALEX DIDN'T WIN.  IT WAS CLOSE.  WAS IT HER LAST NAME?  GOVERNOR SINK????

 HOW CAN YOU REPLACE CUBAN COFFEE WITH TEA?

HOW REPUBLICAN!!!!!  RUBIO'S DIMPLES AND CUBAN SANDWICHES GOT HIM ELECTED.
MEEK WAS TOO MEEK.  THE NATIONAL DEMOCRATS SABOTAGED ANY CHANCE MEEK MIGHT HAVE HAD.  TOO BLACK?

GOVERNOR WITH HAIR
CRIST HAS A SPLIT PERSONALITY PRO-ABORTION BUT ANTI UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE.

Monday, November 1, 2010

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS WIN THE WORLD SERIES

NO COWBOY HATS

   GET OUT THE BOWTIES.

THE GIANTS WON.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

GO TEXAS

4-2 IN THE 8TH
TEXAS HAS A 2 RUN LEAD IN GAME 3 OF THE WORLD SERIES.

THEY LEFT THEIR HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO AFTER THEY LOST TWICE TO THE GIANTS.

GO TEXAS
IT'S A STUDY IN PERSEVERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

YANKEES WENT HOME

IT'S A SORRY DAY IN NY WHEN MIGHTY CANO STRIKES OUT.  OR WHATEVER


BOTTOM LINE
   THE YANKEES ARE NOT IN THE WORLD SERIES.


TEXAS AND SF ARE

I'M ROOTING FOR TEXAS
SAN FRANCISCO HAS

LOST ALL ITS CHARM

IT'S GOT NO SOUL.  IT'S NOT REAL.  IT LEFT ITS HEART IN SF.   WHERE IS ARLINGTON,TEXAS?
iIT'S THE REPUBLICANS VS THE DEMOCRATS AND MORE.

SOME CAN'T BE SAID.

SH!!!!!!mum's the word

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Thursday, October 7, 2010

RICHARD RUSSO

I WAS AFRAID SOMEONE WOULD KNOCK ON MY FRONT DOOR TO SEE IF I WAS OKAY.  I STARTED TO LAUGH HYSTERICALLY WHEN I WAS READING RUSSO'S DESCRIPTION OF A DRIVERS ED CLASS INCIDENT IN HIS NOVEL EMPIRE FALLS.  I STARTED TO HOWL WITH LAUGHTER.  IT WAS INCREDIBLY FUNNY.

I'VE HAD AN ALL RUSSO SUMMER WITH THAT OLD CAPE MAGIC, BRIDGE OF SIGHS AND EMPIRE FALLS INTERSPERSED WITHA LITTLE JONATHAN FRANZEN'S FREEDOM.

MARTHA'S VINEYARD IS IN THIS MAINE NOVEL BY RUSSO.

DAWN-  MARTHA'S VINEYARD

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

FOR THE BLACK SQUIRREL IN MY YARD

MY BACKYARD
WHAT WILL YOU DO THIS WINTER?

HOW MANY NUTS HAVE YOU SAVED?

HAVE YOU BURROWED INTO ANYONE'S ATTIC?

MINE?
WHY ARE MOST SQUIRRELSS GRAY?

ARE YOU A RECESSIVE TRAIT THAT'S SLOWLY DYING OUT?

ARE YOU A CITY SQUIRREL USED TO ASPHALT THAT IS Marooned in the country?

ARE YOU NOCTURNAL?

WHATEVER! SEE YOU NEXT SPRING BOSTON BLACKIE!

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

BREAKDOWN LANE

LIGHT AT THE END OF TUNNEL
THE CAMPER HAS BEEN TOWED TWICE AFTER PROBABLY $1000+ IN REPAIRS. IT'S STUCK IN NEW JERSEY.

IT NEEDS NEW WIRES. THAT NEVER HAPPENS. IT'S DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN. IT HAPPENED LAST YEAR AND THE YEAR BEFORE ETC..

NOW PAYBACK FOR MY ETERNAL COMPLAINING AND LACK OF SYMPATHY, MY CATALYTIC CONVERTER LIGHT IS ON ONE WEEK BEFORE I EXIT THIS STATE. LUCKILY I'M FLYING. THE SAME MECHANICS WHO NEVER GOT THE CAMPER GOING RIGHT PUT A MUFFLER ON MY CAR FOR $259 AND IT STILL RATTLED WHICH WAS BAD ENOUGH. BUT NOW THE CATALYTIC CONVERTER IS ACTING UP WHICH CAN DAMAGE THE ENGINE. BUT I'M WAITING UNTIL NEXT YEAR. HOPEFULLY THEY'LL HAVE HEADED BACK TO BRAZIL OR SOMEWHERE BY THEN.

DISTURBIA!

PHOTOS

WE'RE BACK.

CAPE COD SAILING
THEY WERE LOST IN CYBERSPACE AND NOW THEY'RE BACK.

Monday, October 4, 2010

EMPIRE FALLS

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHILE READING RUSSO'S WORK ABOUT A DYING OR PROBABLY DEAD FACTORY TOWN IN MAINE. IT WAS A SURPRISE AND MUCH MORE FUN THAN BRIDGE OF SIGHS WHICH IS ABOUT A DYING FACTORY TOWN IN UPSTATE NEW YORK.

PERHAPS RUSSO WILL MOVE TO CHINA A ND WRITE ABOUT MANUFACTURING THERE BEFORE THOSE FACTORY TOWNS DIE OUT.

MOST OF THE BOOK TAKES PLACE IN A RESTAURANT JUST LIKE SIGHS WAS IN A CORNER GROCERY STORE.

Monday, September 27, 2010

OTHER BLOGS

CHECK OUT

YANKE

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

Saturday, September 25, 2010

WANING GIBBOUS


MOONRISE AT SUNSET
The full moon is over. Now it's 96% full. It's been obscurred by fog and/or low misty clouds for days. You couldn't see Martha's Vineyard from Cape Cod yesterday. It's the heat wave. It was 87 in Boston the other day.

So waxing or waning, the moon rises and sets. Sometimes we can't see it

Sometimes.we don't bother to see it.

Lunatics never forget.

LOONEY TUNES

Friday, September 24, 2010

Yanke: LOST

NEW YORK CITY
Yanke: LOST

DISAPPEARING PHOTOS



I THINK ONE ZILLION OF MY PHOTOS DISAPPEARED. NOW THEY WANT TO KNOW IF I'M LICENSED TO USE THEM. THEY SAID MY BACKUP WOULD END 9/24. I GUESS IT DID.

I HAD BOUGHT NORTON BACKUJP. IT WAS INSTALLED LAST MONTH. WHAT HAPPENED?

Thursday, September 23, 2010

BOYLAN MAD

KEEP THE RICH RICH
OR PREFERABLY RICHER THAN RICHIE RICH
IS RICH
THAT'S HOW AMERICA IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT HEALTH CARE AND TAXES.

WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT AMERICANS FINALLY HAVING HEALTH CARE LIKE EVERY OTHER PROSPEROUS COUNTRY?

WHY WOULD MOST AMERICANS CARE IF THE RICH ARE TAXED AGAIN?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH HELPING PAY FOR GOVERNMENT SERVICES?

ARE WE WAITING FOR VOLUNTARY GOODNESS BY THE RICH?

DID THEY Care when they made zillions in the stock market while selling us overpriced real estate with easy credit?

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

CIRCLE OF KINDNESS


GREENFIELDS
  EVEN THE SMALLEST KINDNESS CAN CHANGE THE WORLD

BEYOND THE BLUEST OCEAN AND OVER THE GREEN HILLS,THROUGH A SMALL CROOKED GATE AND DOWN A WINDING PATH YOU WILL FIND A SMALL PINK COTTAGE OVERLOOKING THE SEA. COME INSIDE AND EXPERIENCE THE WHIMSY, KINDNESS AND WARMTH THAT IS THE HEART OF IRELAND.

CIRCLE OF KINDNESS II

EVEN THE SMALLEST KINDNESS CAN CHANGE THE WORLD

WE'RE ON THE ONE ROAD
RING OF KERRY
IRELAND
BEYOND THE BLUEST OCEAN AND OVER THE GREEN HILLS,THROUGH A SMALL CROOKED GATE AND DOWN A WINDING PATH YOU WILL FIND A SMALL PINK COTTAGE OVERLOOKING THE SEA. COME INSIDE AND EXPERIENCE THE WHIMSY, KINDNESS AND WARMTH THAT IS THE HEART OF IRELAND.

SUNSET ON CAPE COD BAY

IF YOU'RE FOND OF SAND DUNES AND SALTY AIR
QUAINT LITTLE VILLAGES HERE AND THERE
YOU'RE SURE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH
OLDE CAPE COD
A DAY OF GOLF AT DENNIS PINES WAS FOLLOWED BY SUNSET ON CAPE COD BAY. THE SUN WAS VERY THREE DIMENSIONAL SLIPPING INTO THE HORIZON. THE AIR WAS VERY CLEAR. THE WAXING GIBBOUS MOON IN THE SKY BEHIND US WAS 99% FULL TWO DAYS BEFORE THE AUTUMNAL EQUINOX. A QUICK DRIVE BACK UP THE STREET BROUGHT US TO THE MARSHSIDE RESTAURANT IN DENNIS, WHERE WE RECEIVED A SEAT BY A WINDOW RIGHT OVER THE MARSH WITH THE FULLISH MOON SHINING ABOVE.  LOBSTER STEW(bisque) WAS ON THE MENU AND SEAFOOD FRA DIAVOLO. AFTER A DAY ON THE LINKS, THEY BOTH WERE DELICIOUS. THE RESTAURANT WAS PERFECT-NOT TOO LOUD AND NOT PRETENSIOUS JUST PLEASING AND CHEERFUL FOR THE WEARY GOLFERS WHO JUST HAPPENED ON IT ON THE WAY TO SUNSET ON CAPE COD BAY.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

COME FLY WITH ME

IT'S TIME TO HIT THE ROAD JACK.

US AIRWAYS TO ORLANDO PLEASE
THE FALL CLASSIC IS COMING.

FOOTBALL IS HERE.

IT'S TIME TO GO SOUTH OF THE BORDER

THAT'S THE MASON-DIXON LINE

GOT WINGS?

Monday, September 20, 2010

FALL

CHERUB-FIRENZE
THE AUTUMN LEAVES PASS BY MY WINDOW
THE AUTUMN LEAVES OF LOVES SWEET SONG

Sunday, September 19, 2010

JERSEY BOYS

NEW NEW JERSEY BOYS STADIUM
NY GIANTS!!!!!! ?????????

Saturday, September 18, 2010

CAR REPAIRS

WON'T START AFTER $1000 + IN REPAIRS
IT'S ETERNAL

Friday, September 17, 2010

SWEEPS

I GUESS ALL SWEEPS CHEAT THE CUSTOMER. I HOPED IT WAS JUST THE ROVING CHIMNEY SWEEPS. BUT EVEN THE ONES WITH ESTABLISHED BUSINESSES CHEAT. NEVER AGAIN

NEXT TIME I'LL MAKE THEM STICK TO THE ORIGINAL ESTIMATED PRICE.
I WON'T PAY IMMEDIATELY.

I'LL CALL THEM WHEN THE CHIMNEY LEAKS AFTER AN EXPENSIVE CAP IS PUT ON

I'LL DECIDE LATER WHAT I WANT DONE NOT ON THE SPOT

I'LL STOP PAYMENT ON THE CHECK

I'LL LET THE WORLD KNOW IT'S BUYER BEWARE IN THE CHIMNEY SWEEP BUSINESS EVEN IF THEY ARE LOCAL

I WON'T ALLOW ON THE JOB TRAINING OF AN ASSISTANT ON MY CHIMNEY.  NO WONDER IT LEAKS WORSE THAN IT DID.  THE ASSISTANT PUT ON CAP WHILE THE BOSS TOLD HIM HOW TO OPERATE THE DRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'LL HAVE MY HUSBAND HERE TO INSURE THAT IT'S DONE RIGHT AND AT THE CORRECT PRICE.

I'LL HAVE HIM PAY THE WORKER

CHIMNEY SWEEP
THE CON WAS ON

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Artiste's Way

TWIN TREES BEEBE WOODS
FALMOUTH,MA
A GREAT PLACE TO WALK
NEAR THE HIGHFIELD HALL ART GALLERY
First thing in the morning write three pages
Take a walk everyday
Go on an Arte Date once a week

That's the Artiste's WAY(apologies to Julia Cameron)

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

OBAMA BASHING

3000 + flags at Kenyons Market in East Falmouth,MA
TO HONOR VICTIMS OF SEPTEMBER 11TH ASSAULT ON THE USA
THE INTERNET HAS ALLOWED THE UNEDUCATED TO PROMOTE THEIR PREJUDICED RACIAL DRIVEL AND ANTI THE COMMON MAN DRIVEL DISGUISED IN POPULIST CLOTHES. THE SAME PEOPLE WHO CAN'T ANSWER JAY LENO'S BASIC KNOWLEDGE QUESTION ON THE STREETS OF LOS ANGELES SPREAD MISINFORMATION. THAT'S HOW HITLER SUCCEEDED -THE BIG LIE.


LIAR,LIAR

PANTS ON FIRE

Monday, September 13, 2010

PHOTOS

OAK BLUFFS
MARTHA'S VINEYARD
GINGERBREAD COTTAGES
CAMPGROUND

COOL

YOU CAN MOVE NOW WITOUT SWEATING. IT'S COOL AFTER A LONG HOT SUMMER. EVEN IN BEACH COMMUNITIES ,IT WAS HOT. THAT'S WHAT BEACH HOUSES ARE ALL ABOUT. BUT YOU CAN ONLY BE AT THE BEACH SO MUCH. I HAVE THE WRINKLES TO PROVE IT.

SO STAY COOL!