18 MINUTES UNTIL THE THUNDERSTORMS HIT TITUSVILLE

                              I HAD JUST PUT THE TOP UP ON MY MIATA AND WAS ABOUT TO HEAD TO THE BANK WHEN A BEAUTIFUL WELL TANNED GERMAN OR SWEDISH FEMALE SENIOR CITIZEN WALKED BY.  SHE INFORMED ME THAT THE THUNDERSTORMS WOULD HIT IN 18 MINUTES.   SO I DROVE THE MIATA BACK INTO THE GARAGE AND CLOSED THE DOOR.  THE STORM HIT A  FEW MINUTES LATER BRINGING THUNDER,LIGHTNING.WIND AND BUCKETS OF RAIN.  PEOPLE HAD BEEN PLAYING GOLF A HALF HOUR BEFORE.  IT'S THE SECOND STORM IN A WEEK.  THE LAST STORM KNOCKED DOWN A ROTTED OAK TREE AND ALOT OF BRANCHES.  THERE'S STILL A PILE OF TREE TRUNKS AND BRANCHES  ACROSS FROM MY TOWNHOUSE ON THE 4TH HOLE.  I ASSUME TH CITY WILL TAKE THAT AWAY SOON.
                              WE HAVE A GARDENER.  I CLEANED EVERYTIHING UP.  NEITHER HE OR MY HUSBAND EVER CAME TO HELP.  I GUESS THE GARDENER WILL COME THIS FRIDAY AS SCHEDULED NOT A MOMENT BEFORE.  MY HUSBAND IS NOW ON  INSULIN INJECTIONS.  HE OVEREATS AT BUFFETS CONSTANTLY AND NEVER EXERCISES EXCEPT FOR SOME OCCASIONAL GOLF IN A CART. 
                                   HIS ENDOCRINOLOGIST NEVER GIVES HIM A DIET REGIMEN OR ADVICE JUST MEDICINE.  HE'S GOTTEN SO HEAVY HE NEEDS INJECIONS.  HE RETURNED FROM DOCTOR WITH PANCAKES AND SAUSAGES.  HE'D GONE TO CRACKER BARREL AFTER THE ENDOCRINOLOGIST.  THE WAITRESS GAVE HIM EXTRA JAM AND BISCUITS IN ADDITION TO THE PANCAKES,EGGS AND SAUSAGE.  HE THINKS IT'S HEALTHY BECAUSE THEY ARE GRAIN PANCAKES.  CAN THIS MARRIAGE BE SAVED?

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                                      NOT!