BLACK FRIDAY

WHAT HAPPENED TO ROLLING OUT OF BED ON THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING AND HAVING A LITTLE PUMPKIN PIE OR A TURKEY SANDWICH.   WHEN DID IT BECOME SHOP 'TIL YOU DROP DAY?  

WOMEN SHOP AS A SEARCH FOR LOVE.  MEN GAMBLE.

NOW IT BEGINS AT 2 AM.

ACTUALLY STORES WERE OPEN ON THANKSGIVING DAY.

FOR SALE

TWO THIRDS OF ALL HOME SALES IN FLORIDA ARE FORECLOSURES OR SHORT SALES.

HELP!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!SEND FEMA

FOR SALE

WE'RE UNDER WATER.  BAIL US OUT OR GET THOSE BANKS TO REDO OUR LOANS BASED ON CURRENT MARKET VALUES.  REDUCE OUR PRINCIPAL!!!!!!


HELP

FULL MOON

                      NOVEMBER 21ST IS FULL MOON NIGHT.  HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE CLEAR.  I LOVE TO SEE THE RISIN' OF THE MOON JUST AFTER SUNSET OVER THE INDIAN RIVER OR ATLANTIC OCEAN. 

SHINE ON,SHINE ON HARVEST MOON FOR ME AND MY GUY.

ROCKETS

THE SPACE SHUTTLE DISCOVERY'S LAST LAUNCH HAS BEEN POSTPONED TO DECEMBER 3RD.  THE DELTA ROCKET WAS SCRUBBED TODAY.  HOPEFULLY I'LL SEE IT TOMORROW.  SO THAT'S ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PRINT FROM TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA.
DECEMBER 8TH UPDATE:
NOW DISCOVERY WILL NOT BLAST OFF UNTIL FEBRUARY.    THE SPACE SHUTTLE HAS SOME LOOSE CHADS.

SUNSET

SUNSET IS NOW AT 5:29.   It's a short day and a long dark night.  

SUNK

ALEX DIDN'T WIN.  IT WAS CLOSE.  WAS IT HER LAST NAME?  GOVERNOR SINK????

 HOW CAN YOU REPLACE CUBAN COFFEE WITH TEA?

HOW REPUBLICAN!!!!!  RUBIO'S DIMPLES AND CUBAN SANDWICHES GOT HIM ELECTED.
MEEK WAS TOO MEEK.  THE NATIONAL DEMOCRATS SABOTAGED ANY CHANCE MEEK MIGHT HAVE HAD.  TOO BLACK?

GOVERNOR WITH HAIR

CRIST HAS A SPLIT PERSONALITY PRO-ABORTION BUT ANTI UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE.

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS WIN THE WORLD SERIES

NO COWBOY HATS

   GET OUT THE BOWTIES.

THE GIANTS WON.